|...Liz and Jack make their way to the studio to see the set for Dealbreakers. She has a fantasy where she's blond, has a baby and is married to astronaut Mike Dexter. Pete pulls her out of it because Jenna has locked herself in her dressing room. After dealing with that crisis, Tracy handcuffs Liz to the bookshelf so she'll tell his wife he wants a baby girl. He agrees to do the Christmas shopping so she can go to the salon, trying to gain her favor.|
Liz tells the staff she's going to be gone and assigns Two-fer, but then picks Frank instead. His first act is to take down the firewall so they can surf porn. Jack gets a call from Devon Banks. He tells him that Dealbreakers has to work or Jack will be in trouble. He tries to convince Liz to not wear her glasses, and begins freaking out over minor details. Tracy shops and finds a necklace that says "EGOT" - Emmy Grammy Oscar Tony. He wants to win them all. His wife tells him that once he does, she'll have a baby girl.
Liz gets Lasik from Dr. Spaceman. It works, but he makes her nervous about being on t.v. Frank is freaking out because of all the work he has to do. Tracy calls together his creative team of Grizz, Dotcom and Kenneth. All former EGOT winners were composers. They tell him that he has to write one great song to win all of the awards.
Liz got three haircuts and Jack freaks out. He goes to Jenna for help. She tells him that he's created two Liz's - regular Liz and perfomer Liz. Frank shows up the next day looking just like Liz. Tracy and Jenna try to record Tracy's song. It doesn't work. He goes to Whoopi Goldberg for advice and she tells him that to get his EGOT he has to do projects that he loves. He tries to steal her awards but it doesn't work.
Liz locks herself in her dressing room and Jenna tells Jack to take the door off the hinges. She doesn't want to go out there, but he tells old Liz to tell new Liz to do it. She has a conversation with herself in the mirror and tells herself that she can't do the show. Jack decides he'll eat the cost..but ends up selling the opening shots that they did to someone else. Tracy sings his song to his wife, and she agrees to make a baby. Liz gets back to the office and her Lasik has worn off. Frank is overjoyed to see her.
WHAT DID FRANK'S HAT SAY?