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| "The Baby Show" | SEASON 1 | |
| | | When Cerie announces her engagement, Liz begins to think about her marital status and maternal desires. She shares her worries with Jenna, who in turn shares the info with the entire staff. Meanwhile Jack is having 'mommy' issues of his own, as his stress levels skyrocket due to constant calls from his mother. | | |
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FRANK TALK
WHAT DID FRANK'S HAT SAY? | | | RODS | |
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- Dr. Leo Spaceman: This is Dr. Leo Spaceman.
Liz: Oh, hi. I'm sorry, I got this number under fertility in the Writers Guild Health Manual?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: I'm also listed under meth addiction and child psychiatry. So, what can I help you with? I should start by saying that I can't personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.
- Jack: Business doesn't get me down. Business gets me off.
- Liz: So Cerie, how long have you known this guy, that you're... marrying?
Cerie: It'll be two months in three weeks.
- Cerie: We both want to have babies while it's still cool. I already have all the names picked out. If it's a girl, Bookcase... or Sandstorm... or maybe Hat, but that's more of a boy's name.
Liz: Yeah, I was gonna say.
- Jack: Is this what you want, Lemon? To breathe life into another human being just to spend the rest of your days slowly sucking it out of them?
- Jack: If you insist upon going all Murphy Brown on me, let me give you a tip. Don't smother your child with affection to compensate for not having a man in your life. Don't say "You're the only man I'll ever love." Even babies know that's creepy.
- Liz: Didn't you have a vasectomy?
Pete: No, I just told my wife I did.
Liz: And she doesn't get pregnant how?
Pete: I fake it.
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| | - At the end of the episode when Kenneth is talking to his mother. It looks like he's talking to a skeleton with a wig on it (ala "Psycho").
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| | | - This episode was used for Emmy submission for Best Actor in a Comedy Series for Alec Baldwin in 2007.
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JOSH IMPERSONATING TRACY.
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LIZ ANNOUNCING TO HER STAFF THAT SHE DOESN'T NEED A SPERM DONOR.
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