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| "The Break-Up" | SEASON 1 | |
| | Jenna takes Liz out for a girls' night after Liz finally dumps Dennis. Jack is unlucky in love as well as he learns that dating a Bush administration official, whom Liz believes might be Condoleeza Rice, has its downsides. And Tracy and Toofer clash over negative racial stereotypes, landing them in sensitivity training. | |
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FRANK TALK
WHAT DID FRANK'S HAT SAY? | | OVER EASY
ESP TUTOR
KUNG FU BEECH
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- Dennis: I just wanted to drop off your Christmas present. I'd already bought it for you, so... It's a fancy briefcase, you know, because you're classy and important. Like a dude.
- Jenna: I'm taking you out to celebrate—a girls' night. We'll meet some new people.
Liz: Oh, you mean like at a discotheque?
Jenna: Oh, boy... - Jenna: That guy wanted to buy you a drink.
Liz: Really? I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks? - {Liz watches Dennis on Dateline NBC's "To Catch A Predator" in shock}
Chris Hansen: What are you doing here tonight?
Dennis: {with balloons} I'm here to boff some chick named Mary.
Chris Hansen: "Boff some chick named Mary"... do you know how old Mary is?
Dennis: 22... I think?
{Liz screams, Dennis runs in and turns off the TV}
Liz: Oh, my God!
Dennis: Oh, crap! That girl said she was 16, but I swear to God I could tell she was 22!
Liz: Get out of my apartment!
Dennis: This happened while we were broken up!
Liz: No, no, no, no, no. I was right about you. This is a con, by the way. You on Dateline is a CON! - Tracy: Our comedy got to do more than make people laugh, it gotta make people think. I want to hold a mirror to society and then win world record for biggest mirror.
- Tracy: Sneaky Taiwanese tranny who stole my watch.
- Dennis: I'm moving into my new apartment so I've got one last thing to say to you and I'll be out of your life forever. {reading from his letter} Dear Liz Lemon. While other women have bigger boobs than you, no woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us. And for the first time since the '86 World Series I cried. I cried like a big dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we would be together for ever. But there's a new thing called "women's liberation" which gives you women the right to choose, and you have chosen to abort me. And that I must live with. So tonight when you arrive home I'll be gone. I officially renounce my squatters' rights. {folds the letter} I'll always love you. Goodbye and good luck. I'll never forget you. {he leaves}
Liz: And that is why we are no longer a couple.
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| | - "Black Frasier"
- Dennis reading his "Dear Liz" letter.
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| | | - Though credited, Scott Adsit and Jack McBrayer do not appear in this episode.
- Scott Ellis was nominated for an Outstanding Direction for a Comedy Series Emmy due to his work in this episode.
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