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TRUCKER HAT WISDOM Frank is best known for is his awesome collection of hats. Here's an exhaustive list of Frank's hats featured on the show. Don't see your favorite? Add it below!
HANDY MAN HIGH SCORE HO HO HORNY KARATE PROM GOT IT FIELD HOCKEY COACH HALF CENTAUR EMOTIONAL FRIEND TWO FARE ZONE INCOMPL TE REVERSE PENDULUM DRAPES LASER DISC FEDORA FLOWERS COIN-OPERATED COOOL AS ICE KAYFABE KILL SCREEN LIPS RODS KARATE SLUTS BEEF 'N BEAN TEENAGE GRANDPA	OLE POWER TOOL READY RIGHT BOOT WORLD CHAMPION SHOWER SCENE RECORD BREAKERS NINJA EXPERT DONE DEAL EXTRA SAUSAGE JOYSTICK MASTER DOUBLE CHEESE ARCADE CHAMP BIGFOOT EXPERT HAND HELD OVER EASY E.S.P. TUTOR KUNG FU BEECH DISCO FRIES MUTE BUTTON SPACESHIP OWNER NOT GUILTY WET TO ACTIVATE BECAUSE

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30 Rock Videos

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30 Rock Special Guest

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30 Rock Guest Stars

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Character name: Phoebe

Played by: Emily Mortimer

Appeared in episode(s): Corporate Crush, Cleveland, Hiatus

Character & plot connections: Jack's fiance

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Character name: Angie Jordan

Played by: Sherri Shepherd

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Character & plot connections: Tracy's wife

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Character name: Elisa

Played by: Salma Hayek

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Character & plot connections: Jack's Puerto Rican girlfriend

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Character name: Devon Banks

Played by: Will Arnett

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Character & plot connections: Jack's arch nemesis

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Character name: Celeste Cunningham

Played by: Edie Falco

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Character & plot connections: Jack's girlfriend

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Character name: Colleen Donaghy

Played by: Elaine Stritch

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Character & plot connections: Jack's overbearing mother

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Character name: Gavin Volure

Played by: Steve Martin

Appeared in episode(s): Gavin Volure

Character & plot connections: Jack's friend, tries to seduce Liz

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Character name: Oprah Winfrey

Played by: herself

Appeared in episode(s):Believe in the Stars

Character & plot connections: She sits next to Liz on a flight, but it turns out to be a figment of some pain killers Liz is on.

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Character name: Congresswoman Regina Bookman

Played by: Queen Latifah

Appeared in episode(s): (First) Lets Stay Together - s05e03

Character & plot connections: Jack appears before Congress looking to win approval for the merger with Kabletown and encounters a "grandstanding" Congresswoman Regina Bookman who asks Jack why NBC is so racist and lacks diversity.

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Character name: Bev

Played by: Megan Mullally

Appeared in episode(s): Do-Over - s03e01

Character & plot connections: Bev does Liz's adoption evaluation.

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30 Rock News

tvshow88 — Thu, 27 May 2010 06:38:39 CDT

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30 ROCK NEWS

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LATEST 30 ROCK NEWS AND UPDATES

Date/Source

Update

May 19, 2009/Entertainment Weekly

'30 Rock' finale: We sure had quite a year

July 16, 2009/Associated Press/Hitfix

30 Rock back on top with 22 Emmy nominations

July 16, 2009/CNN.com

Mad Men, 30 Rock Lead Emmy Nominees

September 29, 2009/NYTimes

30 Rock Wins 3rd Emmy

October 8, 2009/Entertainment Weekly

30 Rock Producers Tap Nate Corddry to play Liz's neighbor

November 5, 2009/Huffington Post

Julianne Moore to Play Jack's New Love Interest

November 30, 2009/Variety

30 Rock gets a nomination for the Producer's Guild Award

December 8, 2009/Entertainment Weekly

Elizabeth Banks to Play Jack's New Love Interest

December 10, 2009/Entertainment Weekly

Tina Fey is one of the 15 Best Entertainers of the 2000s!

December 15, 2009/Golden Globes

30 Rock, Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin nominated for Golden Globes

December 17, 2009/Screen Actors Guild

30 Rock ensemble, Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin nominated for SAG Awards

December 18, 2009/Writer's Guild of America

30 Rock staff, "Apollo, Apollo" and "Reunion" nominated for WGA Awards

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Up All Night

talli — Fri, 07 May 2010 23:17:28 CDT

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"Up All Night" | SEASON 1

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 113

Season: 1

Writer(s): Tina Fey

Director(s): Michael Engler

Guest star(s): Joy Behar, Sherri Shepherd, Jason Sudeikis, Katrina Bowden, Maulik Pancholy, Rachel Dratch

First aired: February 8, 2007

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

It's Valentine's Day, and the TGS crew is celebrating by pulling an all nighter to put together a new episode. While Pete completely forgets the holiday, Kenneth and Cerie may be starting an office romance. Meanwhile, Liz wonders if Dennis is back in her life after she receives flowers from a secret admirer, and newly divorced Jack wants to party with Tracy, who for once wants to spend a night alone with his wife instead.

FRANK TALK
WHAT DID FRANK'S HAT SAY?

Extra Cheese

EPISODE QUOTES

Jack: I mean one minute you're newlyweds, making love on the floor of the Concorde, and the next your lawyers are fighting over who gets to keep the box your dog deficates in.

Pete: It's Valentine's Day? Again?!

Tracy: I gotta be downtown dressed as a ninja by ten.

Jack: Always remember, marriage is a competition and after eighteen years over overtime I am finally going to claim victory.

Jenna: My vagina is a convenience store—clean and reliable, and closed on Christmas.

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Pete forgets Valentine's Day, which just so happens to be his wife's birthday as well.

As Jack reminisces and gets drunker through the night, he goes from celebrating the end of his marriage to deciding he has to have Bianca back.

Tracy and Angie's role playing consists of Angie dressing up as a gas leak inspector.

Angie thinks Liz is another stripper.

Liz's flowers from her "secret admirer" turn out to be from a guy whose girlfriend, Liz Lemler, works in the building.

EPISODE TRIVIA

Tina Fey was nominated for an Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series Emmy for her work in this episode.

EPISODE PHOTOS

It would have worked on Ugly Betty.

If nothing happened, then how did Kenneth get Cerie's underwear?

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Black Tie

talli — Fri, 07 May 2010 22:45:59 CDT

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"Black Tie" | SEASON 1

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 112

Season: 1

Writer(s): Kay Cannon, Tina Fey

Director(s): Don Scardino

Guest star(s): Will Forte, Paul Reubens, Isabella Rossellini

First aired: February 1, 2007

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Liz wonders if she's actually on a date with Jack as she accompanies him to a birthday celebration for a foreign prince. While at the ball, Liz sees a different side to Jack as he unexpectedly runs in to his ex-wife. Back at 30 Rock, Tracy tempts Pete with a booze- and babe-filled party in the office, while Kenneth tries to keep Pete on the straight and narrow.

FRANK TALK
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High Score

EPISODE QUOTES

Liz: What's the difference between yo momma and a washing machine? When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Gerhardt: 7:45 and I'm still awake!

Jack: That Gerhardt is amazing, isn't he? Most people in his situation would be angry with their family for the centuries of inbreeding, but not Gerhardt. He's too busy trying to stave off infection.

Jenna: You know I've always reminded myself of Grace Kelly.

Kenneth: Do you remember the movie Footloose where those evil kids won in the end?

Bianca: That makes me want to sit on a knife.

Tomas: The Hatsberg line has ended. You can pick up your gift bags at the coat check.

Jack: I had "lunch" with Martha Stewart and "dinner" with her daughter Alexis.

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Frank and Josh pour water on each other's crotch.

Pete mistakes the woman giving Tracy a back massage for Tracy's wife.

Jack introduces Liz as his live-in girlfriend to his ex-wife.

Jenna dances for Gerhardt.

Bianca's freak outs.

EPISODE TRIVIA

EPISODE PHOTOS

Stripper Party

Gerhardt

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The Head and the Hair

talli — Fri, 07 May 2010 22:09:18 CDT

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"The Head and The Hair" | SEASON 1

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 111

Season: 1

Writer(s): Tina Fey, John Riggi

Director(s): Gail Mancuso

Guest star(s): John McEnroe, Maulik Pancholy, Kristina Bowden

First aired: January 18, 2007

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Liz and Jenna work on their dating game when they're beguiled by two very different MSNBC staffers—a brainy geek and a brawny hunk. Cerebral Liz finds it strange that she's more interested in the attractive one. Meanwhile, Kenneth and Jack switch roles.

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Smells

EPISODE QUOTES

Pete: I think the Head sounds perfect for you right now. I mean, low pressure, high nerd factor, come on.

Jack: I'm going to be your bottom Kenneth. I want you to ride me as hard as you can.

Liz: I don't have any money, if that's what you're after. And I'm not one of those girls that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to. If you're a gay guy looking for a beard, I don't do that anymore. And if you're trying to harvest my organs and sell them, I have an uncle who's a cop, so don't even try.

Jack: Kenneth, you and I actually have a lot in common. We're both hard workers. When I was your age, it was putting myself through college in Boston. Paddling Swan boats for the tourists.

Kenneth: Is that a euphemism for some kind of sex worker?

Kenneth: …more than jazz or musical theatre or morbid obesity, television is the true American art form. Think of all the shared experiences television has provided for us: from the moon landing to the Golden Girls finale; from Walter Cronkite denouncing Vietnam to Oprah putting that trash bag of fat out in the wagon; from the glory and the pageantry of the Summer Olympics to the less-fun Winter Olympics. So, please, don't tell me I don't have a dream, sir. I am living my dream.

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

"The Hair" (a.k.a. Gray) asks Liz out. She's confused as to why.

Kenneth fires Jack.

Tracy's Christmas song.

Tracy finishes up his recitation of his life for his autobiography with his meeting with Random House. "No, Mr. Jordan. No, thank you. We do not want your book." Oops.

Liz and Gray are distantly related (possibly 3rd cousins.)

Kenneth's game show "Gold Case". How do you guess which one is filled with gold? It's the heavy one.

EPISODE TRIVIA

EPISODE PHOTOS

Jack the Page

Oops.

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The Rural Juror

talli — Fri, 07 May 2010 21:33:34 CDT

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"The Rural Juror" | SEASON 1

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 110

Season: 1

Writer(s): Matt Hubbard

Director(s): Beth McCarthy-Miller

Guest star(s): Rachel Dratch, Whoopi Goldberg, Maulik Pancholy, Chris Parnell

First aired: January 11, 2007

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Jenna anticipates the opening of her independent movie, The Rural Juror, but the title proves to be a mighty tongue twister for the gang. Meanwhile, cash-challenged Tracy endorses his own celebrity product in an effort to get out of debt.

FRANK TALK
WHAT DID FRANK'S HAT SAY?

Karate Sluts
Beef N Bean

EPISODE QUOTES

Pete: (on Jenna's appearing on The View) Oh, Jenna, thats great. For the first time in your life you'll be in a room full of women and you'll be the least crazy one!

Liz: No, you gotta tell them that when Paris Hilton tries to make out with the bear, the bear has to act like he's into it.

Tracy: You like Phil Collins?

Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

Dr. Spaceman: I've always said humans need more animal blood. It keeps the spine straight.

Barbara Walters: Now, The Rural Juror is the true story of Rory Journer whose pure furor ensures a terrible murder.

Josh: That's disappointing, I had to let Tony watch me pee to get that tape.

Liz: Jenna has taken the fact that I don't like her movie and blown it completely out of proportion. She twisted my boob!

Jenna: You couldn't have been serious about acting for a living--you have brown hair.

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Liz's "compliments" to Jenna's various train wreck projects. "The programs were really easy to read!"

The Tracy Jordan Meat Machine. "Meat is the new bread!"

Kenneth and Dougie's feud, which consists of Dougie holding a rubber fish up to, but not touching, Kenneth's ear.

Tracy's Meat Machine infomercial. "Bread is one of the worst things in the world."

The writers tell Liz that The Rural Juror is actually pretty good.

Liz and Jenna's girl fight--and Frank recording it on his phone.

EPISODE TRIVIA

Rachael Dratch's character in this episode was Barbara Walters. This was a character she often played on "Saturday Night Live".

EPISODE PHOTOS

The Feud

The Meat Machine

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Cheyenne Jackson

mark_Ku — Thu, 06 May 2010 10:34:02 CDT

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CHEYENNE JACKSON | DANNY BAKER

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Birth date: June 12, 1976

Birthplace: Idaho

Eye color: Blue

Height: 6' 4''

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CHEYENNE'S BIO

Cheyenne Jackson is an award winning stage, film, and television actor. He is currently appearing on NBC's30 Rockas Danny Baker. Cheyenne is an international ambassador foramfAR(The Foundation for AIDS Research) and he serves as the national ambassador forHMIThe Hetrick-Martin Institute.

On and Off Broadway, Cheyenne has appeared in; Finian's Rainbow (Drama Desk nomination) , Damn Yankees, Xanadu (Drama League , Drama Desk nominations) The Agony & the Agony, All Shook Up (Theater World Award, Drama League, Outer Critics Circle nomination) the premiere cast of Altar Boyz, Aida, Thoroughly Modern Millie, The Cartells, On the 20th Century, and The 24 Hour Plays. His film and television credits include; the Oscar nominated United 93, Curiosity, Hysteria, Photo Op, Family Practice, Life on Mars, and Ugly Betty, and 30 Rock.

Cheyenne's debut CD "The Power of Two"with Michael Feinstein is available now on amazon and itunes.

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WHY WE CHEYENNE

CAREER HIGHLIGHTS

Movies: United 93, Photo Op, Hysteria, Family Practice

TV: 30 Rock, Ugly Betty, Lipstick Jungle

Stage:Finian's Rainbow, Damn Yankees, Xanadu, All Shook Up, Aida, Altar Boyz,

Big break:

Non-acting careers:

Best known for: Broadway roles in Damn Yankees

Awards:

Upcoming projects: It Takes A Village

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Cutbacks

talli — Sun, 02 May 2010 15:43:50 CDT

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"Cutbacks" | SEASON 3

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 317

Season: 3

Writer(s): Matt Hubbard

Director(s): Gail Mancuso

Guest star(s): Maulik Pancholy, Don Pardo

First aired: April 9, 2009

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

What should be excitement over the 50th episode of TGS turns to fear when Jack announces budget cuts and layoffs. Liz realizes she needs to do some special negotiating to save jobs, while a request from Kenneth leads to Tracy and Jenna concluding he must be a serial killer.

FRANK TALK
WHAT DID FRANK'S HAT SAY?

Game Changer
[Blank Hat]

EPISODE QUOTES

Liz: That's 50 hours of comedy, over 300 sketches, one unsolved crew death, and an Emmy... Magazine cover story.

Liz: I could tell you that we are the #1 late night show among men 9-13 and the morbidly obese. I could tell you that we're in final negotiations to create exclusive content for America's jails.

Kenneth: Mr. Donaghy, I know you said only interrupt you if was very important, but Tishonda from Time Warner Cable is on the phone, and she's offering three free months of Showtime, but we have to act now!

Jenna: You mean this budget stuff? Don't worry about it Tracy. It's just gonna affect the non-specials.

Jeff: Okay, so Mr. Hollster has filed a complaint against you with Human Resources. Specifically, his claim suggests that you tried to barter sex in exchange for professional consideration. In the human resource world, we refer to that as 'being a filthy prostitute'.

Tracy: Jenna, I just want you to know that if we find any human remains in there, I'm gonna throw up all over your face.

Jack: Top front? Good Lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.

Jenna: Kenneth, you know how you told Tracy to not go into your bedroom? Well, naturally we assumed you were a serial killer, and as you can imagine, your bird is dead.

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Liz's TGS presentation.

The obvious promotion of Showtime. "I just didn't want you to miss out on this exciting opportunity!"

Kenneth switching in between Kenneth the page and Kenneth, Jack's assistant.

Jenna is the smartest person Tracy knows.

Tracy wets his bed.

Liz bartering sex with Brad.

Kenneth's reaction to Tracy and Jenna's gift of dozens of birds.

EPISODE TRIVIA

Though credited, Kevin Brown and Grizz Chapman do not appear in this episode.

Similar to his character, Sid, Don Pardo is the announcer of Saturday Night Live.

Roger Bart can also be seen with Scott Adsit in the 2006 movie, I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With.

EPISODE PHOTOS

Switching Faces

So...maybe Kenneth's not a serial killer.

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Apollo, Apollo

talli — Sun, 02 May 2010 15:13:15 CDT

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"Apollo, Apollo" | SEASON 3

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 316

Season: 3

Writer(s): Robert Carlock

Director(s): Millicent Shelton

Guest star(s): Dean Winters, Adam West, Maulik Pancholy

First aired: March 26, 2009

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Jack plans a perfect party for his 50th birthday, but finds it pales to a birthday party of his youth. Liz is tasked to make Tracy think he's going for a trip on a space shuttle. Dennis Duffy tries to make amends to Liz because he has a sex addiction—a revelation that later complicates her friendship with Jenna.

FRANK TALK
WHAT DID FRANK'S HAT SAY?

Laser Disc

EPISODE QUOTES

Tracy: If you have a space ship and are looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and 30 million dollars, I'm prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow.

Dennis: You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th and 6th in the basement of the KMart. You just go downstairs, get the key from David, and boom! You plug in the machine and--

Jenna: I actually played Peter Pan on Broadway. Did you know there's a Broadway Street in Tampa?

Jack: You cannot go into space. Your contract expressly prohibits dangerous activities like extreme sports or riding the subway on St. Patrick's Day.

Kenneth: Every time you move his head, his head moves!

Jack: I need to see what's inside that box. If I learned anything from watching 24, you're gonna want to zoom in and enhance.

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Kenneth sees the world as if everyone is a singing muppet.

Jack invites Adam West to his birthday party to fulfill the last thing on his before 50 bucket list: Be best friends with Batman.

Liz doesn't warn Jenna that her harness isn't in proper working order, and then Jenna falls.

Lizzing is laughing and whizzing.

Tracy sees the world as if everyone looks looks like him.

Jack sees the world as if everything and everyone has a dollar value. Kenneth is worth $7.

Liz was in a commercial for a local phone sex line. And she was only hired because their original choice was deported.

Grizz is Tracy's assistant as well as Adam West's talent agent.

EPISODE TRIVIA

EPISODE PHOTOS

Kenneth's Worldview

Jack's Worldview

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The Bubble

talli — Sun, 02 May 2010 14:39:19 CDT

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"The Bubble" | SEASON 3

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 315

Season: 3

Writer(s): Tina Fey

Director(s): Tricia Brock

Guest star(s): Jon Hamm, Meredith Vieira, Calvin Klein

First aired: March 19, 2009

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Liz finds out Drew's good looks afford him special treatment from society. Jenna hopes a new hairdo will keep her in the public eye. With Tracy's contract up for renewal, Jack tries to keep him at TGS.

FRANK TALK
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Drapes

EPISODE QUOTES

Tracy: Now get in here and rub my feet until you hear a chopper coming.

Jack: With Tracy, it's not about money anymore, his video game made a fortune and he invested all of it in a company that dismantles bank signs. They're doing very well.

Jack: Tracy and I have become quite close. Look, we got BFF bracelets.

Liz: It is ridiculous how people treat him. Chefs sent over food, ladies sent drinks, Mayor Bloomberg asked him to dance.

Jenna: Everyone, gather 'round please. Actor announcement. As you probably know, especially if you read page six--of my publicist's emails--I have decided to cut my hair and donate it to charity.

Jenna: I am a selfless person who can't get arrested in this town.

Jenna: I don't even know what you're referring to. And that was 2 years ago!

Tracy Jr: Thanks to you I now I have an unemployed father. You trying to make a stereotype out of me? Did you even vote for Obama?

Kenneth: Oh, I'm still doing everything for him. Tonight, I have to ride my bike over to his house in New Jersey, to hold his hand during Lost.

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Liz and Jack think about all the crazy things they've done with Tracy over the last 3 years. There's no montage, though, so it's awkward.

Jack and Tracy's BFF bracelets don't actually mean "Best Friends Forever". We don't get to hear what they actually mean, but apparently it's appalling that they would celebrate that.

Jenna was featured in a "Who Wore it Better?" column with Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy won with 84% of the votes.

Jenna is what Kenneth thinks Mary Magdalene looked like, and Pete looks like what Kenneth thinks Judas looked like.

Drew isn't good at anything, but thinks he's great at everything, because everyone has lied at him so long because of his looks.

Kenneth is the one thing at TGS that Tracy can't live without.

EPISODE TRIVIA

Though credited, Keith Powell does not appear in this episode.

Jenna alludes to being on page six. Page six of The Post is the celebrity gossip page. However, it turns out she's actually on page six of her publicist's emails.

EPISODE PHOTOS

BFF--It doesn't mean what you think it means.

Who Wore it Better?

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The Funcooker

talli — Sat, 01 May 2010 15:45:37 CDT

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"The Funcooker" | SEASON 3

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 314

Season: 3

Writer(s): Donald Glover, Tom Ceraulo

Director(s): Ken Whittingham

Guest star(s): Chris Parnell, Nancy O'Dell

First aired: March 12, 2009

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Jack seeks a name for a new mini-microwave that the Legal Department will allow. Liz can't find a way out of jury duty and is forced to leave the staff unmanaged. Tracy sees being able to afford FCC fines as license to swear on television. Jenna gets medication to let her get by with no sleep from Dr. Spaceman so she can continue on both TGS and her 'Janis Joplin' biopic.

FRANK TALK
WHAT DID FRANK'S HAT SAY?

Reverse Pendulum

EPISODE QUOTES

Liz: Why are you not wearing pants?

Jack: Passing out? Cursing? On St. Patrick's Day? Is nothing sacred?

Liz: There's a ham button?! You used my idea!

Dr. Spaceman: Well, I can give you these pamphlets on stress, and diet, doing a movie and a TV show at the same time, but they're all going to tell you you need to give something up. And...they're wrong.

Tracy: You wanna buy half a watch?

Tracy: I learned that if you pay some money afterwords, you can say whatever you want on TV.

Jack: ...Something that will appeal to the marketing holy trinity: college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Jenna mistakes a glue stick for chap stick.

Jack's method of choosing random scrabble letters from a bag results in more offensive words.

Tracy's advertisement.

Liz considers setting fire to the office and all the employees. She changes her mind, but ends up accidentally setting fire anyway. It has the desired effect, though. They're all terrified of her now.

EPISODE TRIVIA

Though credited, Scott Adsit does not appear in this episode.

At the beginning of this episode, Liz Lemon congratulates the cast on their 50th episode. This was the 50th episode for "30 Rock" as well.

EPISODE PHOTOS

Even the random scrabble letters are offensive.

Some fun cooking.

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Goodbye, My Friend

talli — Sat, 01 May 2010 15:06:17 CDT

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"Goodbye, My Friend" | SEASON 3

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 313

Season: 3

Writer(s): Ron Weiner

Director(s): John Riggi

Guest star(s): John Lithgow, Patti Lupone

First aired: March 5, 2009

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Liz befriends a pregnant teenager from a donut shop she visits in the hopes to adopt her baby. Kenneth plans a combined birthday party for Tracy and Jenna, but Jenna wants all of the attention and a party of her own. Jack agrees to go out with the guys to keep his mind off Elisa and ends up bonding with Frank over their father issues.

FRANK TALK
WHAT DID FRANK'S HAT SAY?

Incompl te
Two Fare Zone

EPISODE QUOTES

Becca: Dude, I know you're getting these message because I know how to check your voice mail. You are officially a d-bag, Tim! I hope you lose your indoor soccer game!

Jack: Boy, that creative thing you guys do: writing jokes for a living, making the world laugh—What do your dads tell their friends you do?

Jack: In Gaelic, Donaghy means 'dung basket'.

Jack: This morning it hit me in the shower why the Hendersons named their guest Harry. That film has layers.

Liz: Being terrible never prevented success on the music business. Look at Biz Markie or The Doors.

Tracy: You are all so amazing! And to think, I was just calling y'all a bunch of racists.

Jack: Lemon, there was once a great American named George Henderson. He met a woodland ape or a sasquatch and, despite its dangerous message of environmentalism, became his friend. And when the time came to do the hard thing and send it back into the forest where it belonged, and birds could perch on its shoulder because it was gentle, George summoned the strength and by god, he did it! Did it hurt? You bet it hurt. Like a bastard! But he did it because it was the right thing to do...for the woodland ape. You think about that.

Tracy: I don't need a birthday, 'cause I buy myself all the presents I need, and because of my drinking they're often a surprise.

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Liz and Pete try to predict how Jenna will act out. Imaginary injury or death of a vocal coach?

The writers' responses to Jack's question of what their dads tell their friends they do: Surgeon, optometrist...dead (Lutz). Frank doesn't know his dad, so he lies to himself. He's a space assassin.

Lutz sleep-eating.

Pete ran away every time his wife got pregnant (5 times).

Jenna waiting for "her moment".

Tracy makes cheese friends when he's upset.

EPISODE TRIVIA

It's revealed that Dotcom's birthday is September 21.

We learn that Frank is a SUNY graduate and has completed one semester of law school at Fordham.

We learn that Tracy Jordan was born inside Yankee Stadium, and he hasn't a birth certificate, so his age and birthday is unknown.

EPISODE PHOTOS

Jenna's still waiting for her moment.

I'm a celebrity! Get me out of here!

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Larry King

talli — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:49:32 CDT

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"Larry King" | SEASON 3

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 312

Season: 3

Writer(s): Matt Hubbard

Director(s): Constantine Makris

Guest star(s): Salma Hayek, Larry King, Meredith Viera, Rip Torn, Maulik Pancholy, Ajay Naidu

First aired: February 26, 2009

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Tracy does an interview with Larry King and causes mayhem throughout New York City. Jack wonders if his career will get in the way of taking his relationship with Elisa to the next level. Liz loses her cell phone in a cab and recruits Kenneth to go out with her to Queens to retrieve it.

FRANK TALK
WHAT DID FRANK'S HAT SAY?

Emotional Friend

EPISODE QUOTES

Jack: Think 'you' in the mid nineties.

Liz: You haven't had sex?!

Tracy: I was supposed to be in that movie, Rush Hour, but two weeks in I was replaced by Jackie Chan.

Kenneth: Was it "The Day is Done My Sweet, For the Lambs Have Been Decapitated"?

Tracy: Devil's avocado here Larry.

Larry King: If you're just joining us, we're with Tracy Jordan, who's giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure.

Kenneth: I knew it! That's "99 Red Balloons", Nena's famous anti-balloon protest song.

Liz: Do you want the truth, Kenneth?

Kenneth: I can't handle the truth!

Kenneth: Adult? You mean like you're driving a car or wearing a suit?

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Asif the taxi driver blackmails Liz using her phone.

The writers rush to find the money Tracy's hidden at work.

Tracy hid his money on Kenneth, the safest place at 30 Rock.

EPISODE TRIVIA

Though credited, Jane Krakowski and Katrina Bowden do not appear in this episode.

Ajay Naidu can also be seen with Judah Friedlander in the 2008 movie The Wrestler and in a few season 2 episodes of LateLine.

Larry King can also be seen with Rip Torn in 2007's Bee Movie and in the season 4 episode "The P.A." of The Larry Sanders Show.

Larry King and Meredith Vieira can also be seen together in the 2004 movie, The Stepford Wives.

Kenneth recognizes Liz's song as "99 Red Balloons", but in fact it's called "99 Luftballoons."

EPISODE PHOTOS

Frank has personal issues with Liz.

Jonathon just has issues.

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St. Valentine's Day

talli — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:22:16 CDT

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"St. Valentine's Day" | SEASON 3

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 311

Season: 3

Writer(s): Jack Burditt, Tina Fey

Director(s): Don Scardino

Guest star(s): Salma Hayek, Jon Hamm, Maria Thayer, Marylouise Burke, Laila Robins, Zak Orth

First aired: February 12, 2009

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Liz has a disastrous first date with Dr. Baird on Valentines Day, Elisa makes Jack go to church with her before their date, and Kenneth gets a date with a blind woman.

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EPISODE QUOTES

Kenneth: I wouldn't even have this job if it weren't for the mouth on my back.

Jack: (in sync with The Lord's Prayer) Our Jonathan who art at the office,
hallowed be my reservation.
If you are able,
hold my table,
at Plunder, as we will not be there by 7:00.
Have them delay our heavenly dessert,
and forgive us our lateness,
as we forgive those who cause lateness against us.

Elisa: The patron saint of judgmental statues.

Jack: I may have sodomized our vice president while under the influence of weapons-grade narcotics.

Waiter: I'm sorry, is this like a Sixth Sense thing? Should I bring a place setting for your friend?

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Jack and Elisa's argument in church.

Liz's whole date with Drew.

Drew's mother makes a deathbed confession to Liz. Drew's sister is actually his mother.

EPISODE TRIVIA

Though credited, Scott Adsit, Katrina Bowden, Keith Powell, and Maulik Pancholy do not appear in this episode.

Maria Thayer can also be seen with Jack McBrayer in the 2008 movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She plays his wife.

Marylouise Burke can also be seen with Tina Fey in the 2002 movie Martin & Orloff, Jane Krakowski in the 1997 movie Hudson River Blues, and Judah Friedlander in the 2005 movie Pizza.

Zak Orth can also be seen with Judah Friedlander in the 2001 movie, Wet Hot American Summer.

Laila Robins also worked with Alec Baldwin in the 2006 movie, The Good Shepherd.

EPISODE PHOTOS

Confession

Drew's sister is actually his mother.

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Generalissimo

talli — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:52:57 CDT

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"Generalissimo" | SEASON 3

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 310

Season: 3

Writer(s): Robert Carlock

Director(s): Todd Holland

Guest star(s): Salma Hayek, Jon Hamm, Maulik Pancholy

First aired: February 5, 2009

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Jack's resemblance to an evil telenovela character has him on the outs with Elisa's grandmother. Liz tries to begin a relationship with a new neighbor after accidentally receiving his mail. Tracy has trouble maintaining the party lifestyle of ex-Wall Street execs now working as interns.

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EPISODE QUOTES

Jack: They're all former investment bankers who were laid off in the economic crash that Nancy Pelosi caused. They've got zero real-world skills, but, God, they work hard.

Liz: What are you doing? That's a Federal offense, and you already have two strikes.

Elisa: MetroCards are a real thing, Jack. You use them on the subway.

Tracy: I have no idea what either one of us just said.

Hector Moreda: Wow. I am super gay and I would totally switch for her.

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Liz relates to the evil Generalissimo--and gets a few ideas from him.

Hector Moreda has his character, the Generalissimo, seduce an elderly Hispanic woman so that Elisa's grandmother will like the Generalissimo, and therefore Jack.

Someone finds Liz's fake dog.

Elisa's grandmother wants Jack to make the NBC news less sad.

EPISODE TRIVIA

Though credited, Scott Adsit, Judah Friedlander, Keith Powell, and Katrina Bowden do not appear in this episode.

Hector and Jack's exchange about laughing alike, thinking alike, and drinking alike, followed by them in unison exclaiming, "you could lose your mind" plays on the opening theme song of The Patty Duke Show, a '60s sitcom about "identical cousins" starring Patty Duke.

EPISODE PHOTOS

"I have so many charity shirts."

This has really gotten out of hand.

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Retreat to Move Forward

talli — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:04:35 CDT

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"RETREAT TO MOVE FORWARD" | SEASON 3

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 9

Season: 3

Writer(s): Tami Sagher

Director(s): Steve Buscemi

Guest star(s):

First aired: January 22, 2009

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Jack is headed for the retreat for forward thinking, where he will meet the Six Sigmas, six men who embody all the principles of success (teamwork, insight, brutality, male enhancement, handshakefulness and play-hard). He brings Liz along because he is nervous. She agrees to go along because there is a spa. While at the retreat, Liz embarrasses Jack in the team building exercises. He co-workers tell him that Liz isn't behaving like a subordinate and he should distance himself. He does, and then Liz declares their friendship over. Later, when he's about to give a speech his attempts to pump himself up are broadcast over the PA system. Liz distracts the crowd by dancing and stripping. She later tells him that it's what friends do.

Back at the studio, Jenna is preparing for her role as Janis Joplin. Frank suggests that she use Wikipedia to research and then quickly edits the page to include crazy information like Janis loved speedwalking and once ate a live cat. Meanwhile, Tracy is upset when Dr. Spaceman tells him that his lifestyle is leading to diabetes. He goes to Kenneth for help and Kenneth tries to explain to Tracy that diabetes is like a witch coming to get him, but it doesn't sink in.

Frank stops Jenna just as she is about to eat a cat. She yells at him and they start to fight about what Frank did, which quickly turns to them making out. The morning after, Jenna asks him to keep it quiet, to which she agrees. Then she is upset that Frank wants to keep it secret - she's the best thing that ever happened to Frank!

In front of some co-workers, many of them female, Jenna reveals that she and Frank were together. It turns out Frank wanted to keep things quiet because he had several relationships going on in the office. The women attack Jenna and she ends up looking like a witch after the attack. She flees, running into Tracy and Kenneth on the way. They are both scared and vow to change Tracy's eating habits right away.

FRANK TALK
WHAT DID FRANK'S HAT SAY?

Pinball Mechanic
Phase 3
Feelin' It

EPISODE QUOTES

Jack: I give you a simple management suggestion in a professional context, and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel.

Jack: [to himself] It's winning time, you magnificent son of a *****!

Dr. Spaceman: I don't know how to say this: Dee-AY-buh-tees?

Tracy: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from The Jetsons?
Dr. Spaceman: I suppose, but then you'll have to register yourself as a motor vehicle.

Frank: I got a lot of irons in the fire.

Jenna: Well, according to my Wikipedia page, I'm gonna need some cherry juice, buttermilk, and tequila to make my signature Janis Joplin cocktail—the Frankschlong.

Liz: Sorry! I dropped it when I was pretending it was my penis!

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Jenna and Frank's makeout scene.

Liz's strip dance to save Jack.

The writers and Cerie's admissions to Jenna.

Frank and the writers update Janis Joplin's Wikipedia page to include embarrassing things so that Jenna will do them in preparation for her upcoming role.

Liz psyching herself up before she goes into a party where she doesn't know anybody.

Jenna almost eats a cat because of Wikipedia.

L.U.N.C.H. is Lego Utilization for Negating Cris Hierarchies while C.L.A.S.S. is Consuming Lunch And Simple Socializing.

EPISODE TRIVIA

This episode was directed by Seteve Buscemi, who has appeared on the show as a guest star.

Though credited, Scott Adsit does not appear in this episode.

The Six Sigma workshop schedule includes names of 30 Rock production staff, including Terry Kupfer and Don Scardino.

When Jenna announces she will only be responding to, "Janis or Miss Joplin," Toofer follows up with, "...if you're nasty," playing on the lyric, "It's Janet—Miss Jackson if you're nasty," from Janet Jackson's 1986 song, "Nasty".

EPISODE PHOTOS

Jack preps for his presentation.

Jenna almost eats a cat because of Wikipedia.

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Flu Shot

talli — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:48:46 CDT

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"FLU SHOT" | SEASON 3

EPISODE DETAILS

Episode #: 8

Season: 3

Writer(s): Jon Pollack

Director(s): Don Scardino

Guest star(s): Salma Hayek, Chris Parnell

First aired: January 15, 2009

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EPISODE SYNOPSIS

Liz is ready to head off to her vacation in the Caribbean when Cerie informs her she wasn't able to get Liz the reservation she wanted. The flu is going around and there's only a limited number of flu shots to go around. Only the "top tier" of the staff will get the shot, and Liz is offered one. She refuses when she finds out only the elite will be getting the shot. Tracy and Jenna get their shot and then decide to do something for the rest of the staff who didn't get the shot. The staff starts being nice to Liz when they learn that she refused the shot for them. Shortly afterward, Liz finds out she's able to get into the resort, so she gets the shot in order to be able to go on vacation. Jenna and Tracy stage a comedy show where Liz gets a pie in the face. The staff defend Liz, until they see the flu shot mark.

Jack is dating Elisa (Salma Hayek), but she works seven days a week. On the weekends, she takes care of a man with dementia. Jack comes over to her weekend workplace, figuring the man won't remember anything. The next weekend, they spend a night out on the town, all with the old man in tow. The plan seems to work out until the man's son shows up the next night. Jack hides in the closet and the old man spills the beans about what has been doing on. Elisa covers it by saying the old man has been watching too many cartoons.

Liz commiserates with Jack, who tells her she should be proud to be part of the elite. She finally agrees and decides to go on her vacation, and then they both come down with flu symptoms.

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EPISODE QUOTES

Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, Ms. Maroney. You wanted to see me?
Jenna: Kenneth, Tracy and I want to do something for the crew, you know, to thank them for being sick.
Tracy: We didn't know what to get them, but then I had a brain storm. It was a bad one, Jenna had to put my tongue guard in.
Jenna: We decided we'd get them all hot soup.
Tracy: So... go do that.
Kenneth: Oh, all the other pages have gone home sick, I can't make any runs right now. Maybe the two of you could go get the soup.
[long pause]
Jenna: I don't understand.
Kenneth: Well, I'm saying you could get your wallet...
Tracy: My what?!
Kenneth: ...and go downstairs to the basement...
Tracy: No!
Kenneth: ...and you go to the soup place, and bring the soup back up here...
Tracy: With what? My arms?
Kenneth: ...make sure to take your IDs with you.
Tracy: That'll be the worst part!
Jack: I'm sorry, what do you call yourself?
Elisa: A Puerto Rican.
Jack: No, I know you can say that but what do I call you?
Elisa: A Puerto Rican.
Jack: Wow, that does not sound right

Dr. Spaceman: When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman's mouth?

Dr. Spaceman: I believe doctor patient confidentially is a two way street. I'm cheating on my wife.

Dr. Spaceman: Not my favorite part of the medical profession. My favorite part is attending executions.

Cerie: I'm so happy the number 'four', the letter 'u'.

BEST SCENES AND MOMENTS

Kenneth explaining to Tracy and Jenna how to get soup.

Liz's little dance for the flu shot.

Liz cuts off Tracy and Jenna's shopping montage.

Elisa's previously vegetative patient tells his son all about Jack taking him and Elisa out, but it sounds so crazy his son doesn't believe him. Later, he asks Jack to take him to a negro bar.

EPISODE TRIVIA

Though credited, Judah Friedlander, Keith Powell, Kevin Brown, and Grizz Chapman do not appear in this episode.

Kenneth's "Oh, ma chère maman, pourquoi m'as-tu laissé ?" translates to "Oh, my dear, mummy, why did you leave me?", while "Je vous déteste " translates to "I hate you!"

EPISODE PHOTOS

Elisa works seven days a week, but Jack still wants to see her.

Tracy and Jenna try to figure out what to do to help the staff.

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